is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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