she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
