we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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