your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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