Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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