We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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