Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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