the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
