How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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