Buhtt sex?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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