I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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