is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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