I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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