just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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