I can text with my tongue
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
this will be a night to untag.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
