If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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