My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Alive.
So much puke
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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