I wannas sexs uuuuu
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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