Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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