I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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