Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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