No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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