he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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