I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I supernannyed him into submission
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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