you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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