For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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