That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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