I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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