Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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