Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
NoShamevember. You game?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
