Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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