How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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