It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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