i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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