i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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