I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Life is so much better after having sex.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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