Already got asked if we're dating
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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