i don't like sucking hair
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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