She's JV to your varsity
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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