Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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