it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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