dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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