just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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