TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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