Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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