I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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