But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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