Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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