Nicole vs. Life
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm sobbing to NWA
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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