He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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