You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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