Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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