She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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