If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
