He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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